Christmas jokes

1. An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill.  Which one picked it up??
Santa!  The other two don’t exist!

honest- честен

kind- мил

bill- банкнота

exit- съществувам

2. It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, „What are you charged with?“ „Doing my Christmas shopping early“, replied the defendant. That’s no offence“, said the judge. “ It is if you do it before the shop opened“, countered the prisoner.

judge- съдия

merry- весел

mood- настроение

charge with- обвинявам в

defendant- обвиняем

offence- обвинение, обида

counter- отвръщам

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